Limerick fixation

1) From online--Not so funny....just because I saw 'Anna' on it

Now Bob had his eyes on this gal in Rome

But his folks always kept this young stallion home

This girl, they called Anna

Like Bob, wore bandanas,

That's why she became his good palindrome!

2) By Edward Lear--To be read aloud with a British accent

There was an Old Person of Buda,

Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;

Till at last, with a hammer,

They silenced his clamour,

By smashing that Person of Buda.

3) An original from yours truly

One time I went to the mall

To buy myself a rather huge ball

I then changed my mind

And fin'lly decided

Why not buy the entire mall

- Paris Hilton

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