the irksome pinprick of everyday life

...is a catankerous cutie-patootey, i'm-so-pretty-and-perfect-and-smart-and-you-are-just-dust-in-the-wind-and-you-worship-me narcissist that grasps on your leg like a blood-sucking dog tick from middle earth just because you look like you have a purpose in the ultimate evil masterplan. Meanwhile, I would much rather swim in my own putrefying remains than to be used as a temporary decoration on a ship commissioned by satan to annihilate the universe.

I want to be invisible again. It's more comfortable.