only my thumbs are upbeat

It's 9pm and it's wednesday. I just did the dishes. The husband and son are enjoying a racing game on PSP. I want to take a shower and call it a day but I.don't.want.to.move.a.muscle. I'm blogging via my mobile whilst lying in supine position on the bed. I'm too tired and sore. [5 second pause...] Okay, gimme 5 more minutes and I pinkie swear that I'm going to move my gluteus maximus and take a shower. Favor, could you please rub my shoulder blades?