o_O is for berzerk

Making a to-do list on a piece of paper and rewriting it on a day planner and typing it on a post-it application are symptoms of severe hypeprocrastination common among anal-retentive megalodorks who must tweet-facebook-blogger-gmail in sequence before performing must-do activities. I need a 12-step program. Heck, maybe I should join Survivor: Land of no internet connection.