you know what else turns me off....

...aside from straight men who incessantly primp in public places? Highly intelligent but arrogant pundits. I don't find the deliberate mockery of valued religious norms through an enumeration of ecological terms not even remotely close to the vicinity of "funny." I was so infuriated about this scienceblog post that encourages daily manual ejaculation (you know what that means). Well, I was more annoyed with some of the debasing comments of readers regarding mormons and priests who actually practice it regularly on young boys. Apparently the religious are considered as simple-minded when the following statement was posted: "To the simple-minded, human beings are all r-selected."

My opposable thumbs are pointing downwards.