31 July 2009

hold it.....

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Bunny: Could you do me a favor?
Elephant: What?
Bunny: Could you step on my chest...just keep it at bay...but.don't.kill.me.
Elephant: That's going to strain my biceps, kiddo.
Bunny: One limb at a time then.
Elephant: Sure, it's gonna cost you.
Bunny: How much?
Elephant: Your sanity.
Bunny: Uh, I gave it away.
Elephant: Oh....okay...I keep your chest at bay, you feed me for the rest of your life. And NO talking! You and your incisors annoy me.
Bunny: Deal. I can live with that.

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