WITHDRAWAL!

Oh for the love of our dear Lord, I have been going nuts trying to connect to Twitter and Facebook! Something is terribly wrong. Site maintenance simultaneously going on? I am shaking and biting my nails and presenting all those psychopathic symptoms of 'status update' withdrawal. And there's a fickle Typhoon hovering over the country and taunting us all with false hopes of class suspensions and such.

I.need.to.tweet.somebody.hit.me.