happy crackpot thoughts

I'm very stressed. Subconsciously stressed. And so lately, I've been trying all sorts of strategies to erase the stress I'm immersed in. So I guffaw like a lunatic by watching Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead and episodes of Big Bang Theory. I cry like a sappy teeny bopper while watching chick flicks like Love Happens. I pseudo-psychoanalyze episodes of Lie to Me. I create pretentious cups of experimental coffee mixes and drink vegetable juice and imagine feeling all healthy and toned.