a moment of Eh?

I have "alien grammar days."

Just like when I'm supposed to say something mundane like flower and I end up blurting out washing machine instead. Or my tenses are all confused.

I'm tempted to say brain tumor about this issue, but I prefer to make "paranoid hypochondriac day" as a mutually exclusive event with respect to "alien grammar day." They must not intersect, otherwise....otherwise, well, I don't know what will happen.

Alien Grammar Day + Paranoid Hypochondriac Day = Wide-eyed Catatonic Day?

Hmm.