yours truly, the comedienne

What in the name of delusional sociopathic iconoclast wannabe did I ever think that Ayn Rand &/or Marjane Satrapi would compete as my long lost best friend? They're probably poised lazily on their chaise longues and smoking while looking at me with squinting eyes as if I were an unnamed specimen and all they could say would be something like...A.R.: "Interesting subject, eh?" then looks at M.S. who then says, "Yes, yes, but too clean." And the two women continue to examine me while emitting noxious gases onto the environment. We'd be an odd trio: an atheist, a liberal muslim and a semi-conservative catholic.