we all probably have multiple personality disorder

Wouldn't it be sad to be aware that you have excessively banal alter-egos that constantly threaten the solidity of your family? And that these alter-egos only come out of your subconscious when you suddenly experience stress or anxiety? United States of Tara is a brilliant, vulgar, raw new drama with the incredibly talented Toni Colette playing the mentally exhausted Tara. I leave the whole online research thing to you to find out more about this show. Hey, I'm like everyone else. Like what I said in my previous post, there is some magnetic force with sad, angst-filled TV programs.

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In other news, I've recently decided (about 5 minutes ago) that I would like to become either the future UNFCCC Secretary OR (to be over-the-top in the dream department) become the United Nations Secretary-General. I still have yet to learn the expanse of their job descriptions, but I just like to be in the loop when it comes to major global issues. I need to clear my head, redirect my focus and start reading some more local and international news.

My second top choice of a future career would either be a real-life Martha Stewart (sans fame and a TV show), Nigella Lawson, Ina Garten or Laura Calder. I just love the whole supermom, super cook, super family woman, sassiness. Plus, I really want to have my own eco-friendly house with a large garden of actual living plants, a huge kitchen with a center island and fantastic fridge, and become the best chef/baker in the eyes of all my future children and husband. Kids: "Mom, can you make us Apple Tarte Tatin?...From scratch?" Me: "Of course!" Kids: "Mom, we need to bring fresh flowers for our show and tell!" Me: "I'll pick a few freesias, sweet peas & peonies from the garden and whip up a simple bouquet for your sweet teacher." Kids: "Mom, you're the best!"

[This is my own mental skit, so back off. :)]
If you were nice to me and continue to be nice to me, hey, you never know, I might send you a delectable Christmas log and invite you to my potential future Northern Hemisphere home for some eggnog during Winter. *wink wink*