Recurring theme of dolor

Oh well, my rainbows/unicorns/stardust previous post was dampened by a usual theme of you-must-think-I'm-an estupida coocoo. I have a (insert sarcasm) lovely decade-old post about preferring to swim in my own putrefying remains (sheer poetry *applause*):

 

Notice my post entitled 'true.' Alas, it is easier to say sorry than to give a heads up. Hypothetically, it's easier to gaslight and pretend that doing googly eyes with another humanoid in a swimming pool offering a massage, or being discovered in a photo whilst in a hot tub with another humanoid, or being professed with ti amo by another humanoid, or receiving lavish things from another humanoid, or paying for a pair of humanoids' meals, or taking a humanoid to dinner because said humanoid is a person-of-authority, etcetera etcetera....are simple acts of kindness and need not require informing the other party with whom one has co-ownership. 

Friends, friends, friends....don't do that. Don't permanently damage a person's self-esteem by making that person question his/her/my sanity. Don't be...I can't believe I'm about to say this...don't be Mary Poppins (but heaven knows I love her)...

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You might want to check this provocative article about how Mary Poppins is a sociopath:

https://www.themarysue.com/disney-mary-poppins-returns-sociopath/

Go on, read it, spit spot!

*ouch ouch ouch*