Colombian dance queen (a limerick)

There was a young girl called Alana
Who dreamt being in a cabana
This ain't Manilow
In a Las Vegas show
I just wanted to use the word 'Zumba'

------- I signed up for a Zumba class to fulfill my newly realized dream of being Shakira. Joke. About the dream. The class is real. *cue Shakira's Waka Waka*

Wind-up Toy, a haiku

Enthused when motor was new,

dies down, wound until the brink:

Realization.